yikes!

File this post under totally random.

John Gorka sings a song titled "I'm from New Jersey":

I'm from New Jersey, it's not like Texas
There is no mystery, I can't pretend
I'm from New Jersey, it's like Ohio,
But even more so, imagine that

T told me about these pictures yesterday and I cannot get the song out of my head. Why does so much weird stuff come out of NJ? And if your wondering where all of the self-tanner and tweezers go ... well, now you know. More pics here.